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Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I want to give up on men?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Study Links Gut Bacteria to MS Risk and Reveals Key Triggers - Neuroscience News

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Law & Order: Organized Crime Recap: After a Death in the Family, Will Stabler Turn to the Dark Side? - TVLine

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

6 Best Ways to Take Your Protein Powder, According to Experts - EatingWell

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

No way

Buying Guide: The Best Watches For Life During Summer 2025 - Monochrome Watches

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Will surging sea levels kill the Great Barrier Reef? Ancient coral fossils may hold the answer - The Conversation

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

My Roommate Has Way Too Many Girlfriends. I Have a Devious Solution to End His Philandering. - Slate Magazine

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Crypto Firm Tron, Led By ‘Top Fan’ Of Trump, To Go Public Through Reverse Merger - Barron's

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Costco's New Food Court Item Has Customers Divided: 'It's Offensive' - Delish

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